Very Angry Caller: “Yeah, I just flew in on Flight *** from Cleveland, and u lost my luggage.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but u have the wrong number. This is the University of ***.”
Very Angry Caller: “No it’s not! u’re just saying tht!”
Me: “No, really, sir. Our phone number is very close to the airport’s number.”
Very Angry Caller: “LISTEN! u LOST MY &^#% LUGGAGE! u NEED TO FIND IT!”
Me: “Sir, I don’t have ur luggage.”
Very Angry Caller: “STOP F^&%* LYING! I WANT TO TALK TO uR SUPERVISOR!”
Me: “My supervisor is Mr. ***. But I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have ur luggage either. We could probably get u a DVD player or a slide projector.”
(Very Angry Caller starts cussing randomly. I hang up.)
