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A Few Beans Short Of A Latte

Customer: “Excuse me, but I ordered the vegetable soup!”

Me: “Yes ma’am, I know.”

Customer: “I don’t see ANY vegetables in this!”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s becoz it’s ur coffee.”

Customer: “Oh.”

(She was surprisingly nice for the rest of meal and left a hefty tip.)

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