Hobo: “I’m pretty hungry so I guess I’ll have…” *stares at menu*
Me, 3 minutes later: “I’ll come ba-”
Hobo: “I want some toast!”
Me: “Okay, toast is all, I’ll be right back.”
Hobo: “Yeah, that’s what I want…french toast.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Hobo: “I want some french toast. How much does that cost?”
Me: “Sorry, sir, we don’t have french toast.”
Hobo: “Then what do u have?”
Me: “Um…toast?”
Hobo: “Toast? What’s that?”
*long pause*
Me: “Warm crunchy bread, sir.”
Hobo: “Yeah, bring me some white, warm crunchy bread!”
