Potential Guest on the Phone: “I would like a room.”
Me: “And when would u be arriving sir?”
Guest: “Huh?”
Me: “When do u want the room?”
Guest: “Oh! Tonight…”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, but we are completely booked tonight, would u like me to provide the number of a nearby establishment?”
Guest: “u got no rooms? Can’t u just give me one of the emergency rooms?”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t have any rooms like that, we sell our rooms until we are out. We don’t keep any rooms for ‘emergencies.’”
Guest: “Oh, u have suites too don’t u?”
Me: “Yes, we do, but we are completely booked, so ther are no rooms available, every kind.”
Guest: “No rooms?”
Me: “No rooms.”
Guest: “No Suites?”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, we have no rooms of any kind, Suite or otherwise, now unless u want to book a room for another night, I am going to have to hang up.”
Guest: “No rooms?”
*click*
