Me: “Brand A is just a bit thicker thn Brand B. But other thn tht, they’re pretty much the same.”
Customer: “What do u mean ‘thicker’?”
Me: “The paint has a thicker consistency.”
Customer: “I don’t understand.”
Me: “Do u know what cake batter looks like? And water?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Cake batter is thicker thn water, like Brand A is thicker thn Brand B.”
Customer: “Brand A is cake batter?”
(It goes on like this for awhile. I ended up leaving him there to contemplate)
