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My Neighbor Broke, Cn u Fix It

Tech Support: “So u’re having issues picking up ur wireless signal … how many connections are ther?”

Customer: “ther’s two other networks but only one bar on each … those are my bad neighbors.”

Tech Support: “So the gud signal isn’t ther? Hmm, ur modem might be off; can we check that?”

Customer: “Modem?”

(Tech support troubleshot that for a while before realizing the guy had never paid for internet before and didn’t own a modem.)

Tech Support: “Sir, when u said the other connections were ur ‘bad neighbors…’ Did u mean that the gud neighbor with the gud signal isn’t ther?”

Customer: “Oh, he moved?”

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