Customer: “ther’s two other networks but only one bar on each … those are my bad neighbors.”
Tech Support: “So the gud signal isn’t ther? Hmm, ur modem might be off; can we check that?”
Customer: “Modem?”
(Tech support troubleshot that for a while before realizing the guy had never paid for internet before and didn’t own a modem.)
Tech Support: “Sir, when u said the other connections were ur ‘bad neighbors…’ Did u mean that the gud neighbor with the gud signal isn’t ther?”
Customer: “Oh, he moved?”