(Note: the shop is really, really small, and is inside the same building as a supermarket.)
*lady walks into store with shopping cart*
Me: “Excuse me, ma’am, could u leave ur cart outside? It’s blocking other people from getting inside the store.”
Lady: *moves her cart filled with unpaid merchandise outside the store*
Me: “I’m sorry, u can’t take unpaid merchandise outside the store either.”
Lady: “I’m sorry. I’m from Texas!”