Me: “Well, when did u buy it?”
Lady: “A week ago.”
Me: “Okay, when did it expire?”
Lady: “Yesterday.”
Me: “So, u bought it before the expiration date, then it expired. Correct?”
Lady: “Um, yeah, I guess so…”
Me: “We can’t return that, then.”
Lady: “wat THE *%!*?! ARE u *%!*ING KIDDING ME?!”
Me: “Are u serious? u bought it before it expired, kept it until AFTER it expired, and now want to return it?”
Lady: “WELL u HAVE A NICE *%!*ING DAY.”
Me: “u too, ma’am.”
