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Me, on the phone: “Thank u for calling Hollister, how can I help u?”

Customer: “ys, I’m loking for a specific shirt, I was wondering if u have it?”

Me: “Ok, can u describe it?”

Customer: “Well it’s blue, and it says “Hollister’ on it.”

Me: “Riiiiiiigghhht.”

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