Customer: “Can I get a ham sandwich, please?”
Me: “Well, sir, we don’t serve ham.”
Customer: “No ham? wat do u hav then?”
Me: “Well, we hav turkey, roast beef, corned beef, and pastrami…”
Customer: “But no ham?”
Me: “No, sir, no ham.”
Customer: “wat? Do u hav a thing against ham or something?”
Me: “Actually…yes, we do.”
