Me: “I beg ur pardon?”
Woman: “I want to report a speeding ticket.”
Me: “I don’t really have the ability to write tickets over the phone.”
Woman: “He’s speeding down the road; he must be doing 90mph!”
Me: “Generally at this time of day we have patrols on every major street.”
Woman: “I caught up to him and he is doing about 102. His license number is ******.
(I pretend to write it down so I can end this phone call.)
Me: “Thank u ma’am, I’ll get right on mailing this-”
Woman: “Did it come up?”
Me: “Yes it did.”
Woman: “What did it say?”
Me: “It says the car is stolen.” (It didn’t.)
Woman: “Oh my god!”
Me: “And what is ur Driver’s License Number?”
Woman: “Why do u need tht?”
Me: “u are aware it is illegal to drive and talk on ur cellphone, right?”
Woman: *click*
