Employee: “I’m sorry sir, but this movie is R-rated and I’m afraid I can’t let ur child in.”
Customer, agitated: “Can’t u just let us in?”
Employee: “I’m sorry sir, but I’d lose my job if I did tht. I CAN help u find another movie.”
(The customer then throws his $6 tub of popcorn in my face and all over the podium and walks off with his family. There’s good family values…)