Me: “Sure sir, how can I help u?”
Caller: “Well, actually I don’t have an account yet. I was wondering if I could talk or send messages to my daughter. She’s in Australia and she has an internet account.”
Me: “Yes sir, tht’s possible!”
Caller: “What do I need to do tht?”
Me: “u just need a computer and a modem.”
Caller: “Hey, but just have a FAX machine and a TV! Isn’t tht enough?”
Me: *controlling the urge to burst in laughter* “I’m afraid not, sir. u’ll need a computer for sure.”
Caller: “u KNOW WHAT? u guys don’t wanna help me! I know ur types! u just want the fat, rich customers tht will buy anything u demand! u know what? u’re not the only ISP in town! Goodbye!” *click*
