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Customer: “Hi, I’ve been here for 15 minutes and I’m trying to find the Ben Sherman shirts.”

Me: (Looks behind her and points) “Ma’am, it’s right behind u.”

Customer: (Turns around) “No, I’m looking for Ben Sherman shirts.”

Me: “Ma’am, the Ben Sherman items are right behind u; ther are tons of shirts on the racks right ther.”

Customer: “Oh! Do they have any shirts?”

Me: (Deep sigh) “What kind of shirts are u looking for?”

Customer: “I don’t knw, any kind as long as they’re Ben Sherman.”

Me: “Button downs? Polos? T-shirts?”

Customer: “u knw what, I’m just gonna find someone else to help me.”

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