Customer: *gazes at menu board* “I’d like an Egg McMuffin, please.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, we don’t serve breakfast at ths location.”
(Customer, still gazing at menu, which lists no breakfast items)
Customer: “Well, can I get an order of Hotcakes and Sausage?”
Me: “Ma’am, we do not serve breakfast here since we can’t open before ten.”
(Customer ceases looking at menu board gazes at me for a moment)
Customer: “u don’t serve breakfast?”
Me: “Uh…no.”