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The Surer Thy r, The Stupider Thy Get

(I work in a burger stand)

Me: “Welcome, what can I get for u?”

Lady: “I would like a cheeseburger with no cheese.”

Me: “Umm…would u just like a hamburger?”

Lady: “No. I would like specifically a cheeseburger with no cheese.”

Me: “r u sure? A cheeseburger is 25 cents more than a hamburger.”

Lady: “Yes, I’m sure.”

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