Customer (very snooty): “Hello, I would like to know if u have any Corbin Wells jackets in stock.”
My Manager: “Corbin Wells? I don’t think we sell that brand.”
Customer (getting angry): “Well, it’s on page 10 in ur ad!”
My Manager: “Let me see.” *she turns to page 10* “Ma’am, page 10 is electronics.”
Customer (extremely angry): “u DO have the ad in front of u, don’t u?”
My manager: “Yes, I have the TARGET ad in front of me.”
Customer: “Oh, Target? That’s not the ad I’m looking at.”
My manager: “What ad are u looking at, ma’am?”
Customer (still snooty): “Kohl’s.” *click*
