Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Hey, can I help u find something?”
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to know what’s on sale today.”
Me: “Well, it depends on what system. u see, the DS only has three games on sale, while the XBOX has about 10. Not to mention, almost every console is running some sort of deal.”
Customer: “No, I meant the secret sales.”
Me: “What do u mean?”
Customer: “The stuff in the catalog.”
Me: “Oh, that’s all posted.”
Customer, suddenly angry: “It better not be!”
Me: “Why not?”
Customer: “Because I looked online for those sales.”
Me: “What’s ur point?”
Customer: “Because I wouldn’t have done that if I’d known it was public!”
Me: “The point of a sale is to make it public.”
Customer: “GET ME uR MANAGER u A**HOLE!”
