Me: “No, ther’s not because the elevator is shared with 3 levels of stores; we don’t own it, the mall does. So u have to call us when u’re ther.”
Customer: “How do I call? ther’s no button.”
Me: “With ur cellphone…”
Customer: “Oh pfft, I never bring a cellphone with me.”
Me: “But didn’t u just call? How did u call earlier?”
Customer: “With a cellphone!” *looking at me like I’m stupid*