Customer: “I can’t connect to the internet.”
Me: “How long has it been since u last connected?”
Customer: “I was connected until a few minutes ago.”
Me: “hav u changed anything in ur network?”
Customer: “Well, I was downloading some movies over the net, but the download got too slow. I called a friend of mine and he told me that some movies could’ve gotten stuck in the cable. So I cut the cable to see if I could yank it out of there. I didn’t find anything, so I taped the cable back together. Now, can u get it back to work?”
Me: *grimace*