Me: “We have lots of movies, can I help narrow it down?”
Customer: “No, I want it full sized.”
Me: “I meant, wat can u tell me abut the movie?”
Customer: “Isn’t it uR job to tell ME abut the movie?”
Me: “Well, I’ll tell u everything I know abut the movie as soon as u tell me which movie u’re loking for.”
Customer: “If I knew which movie I was loking for, wouldn’t I have found it by now? Jeez, the people they hire these days.”
(Customer storms out)
