Tech Support: “Up at the top it says File, Edit, and View. wat does it say just to the right of View?”
Customer: “Edit.”
Tech Support: “No, to the right of View.”
Customer: “Edit.”
Tech Support: “Okay, wat’s on the other side of View?”
Customer: “Oh, Tools.”
Tech Support: “Click ur left mouse button.”
Customer: “Which one is tht?”
Tech Support: “Well, u know ur left from ur right, so click the button on ur left.”
Customer: “Oh.”
Tech Support: “wat happened?”
Customer: “Nothing.”
Tech Support: “u did click the left mouse button?”
Customer: “I think so.”
Tech Support: “The one on ur left?”
Customer: “Which one was tht again?”