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It’s Okayyyy, She Has A Thick Head

(While installing a street light pole)

Lady: “Is ths going to take long?”

Me: “Ma’am, I need to u step back.”

Lady: “But is ths going to take long? I need to get to my car.”

Me: “Ma’am… I need to u step back.”

Lady: “Is ther someone else I can talk to?”

Me: “Ma’am… u have a 1 ton concrete pole directly over ur head. If it drops, u are going to die. I need u to please step back.”

Lady: “Ok… but can I get to my car?”

Me: (I yell to my job foreman) “…Hillbilly!”

Hillbilly: “GET THE F*** OUT!”

Lady: “I never met anyone so rude.”

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