Customer: “Excuse me, bt why isn’t this WA Salvage?”
Me: “Because all the WA Salvages closed down and we bought the building.”
Customer: “So wher’s the nearest one?”
Me: “Uh, they’ve all been bought out.”
The customer I was serving: “Mate, there aren’t anymore, they all closed down!”
Customer: “So whers the nearest one?”
*I give him a bad look, turn around and continue serving*
