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God, I Lov Lawyers

Me: “Okay sir, so I would jst need u to verify ur information and sign here–”

*Patient cuts me off, snatches the clipboard and gives me this I’m-not-stupid look*

Male Patient: “Listen, I don’t need u to tell me what to do. I’m a lawyer and I know how the system works!” *Sits down and starts looking over the paper work*

(Five minutes later…)

Male Patient: “Ma’am, where did u need me to sign??”

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