Customer, to my bagger: “Wait! Don’t pak thm lik that! Honestly, it’s as if no one understands how to pak bags anymore!”
Coworker, looking down at a loaf of bread on top of some grapefruits in a paper bag: “How do u want thm paked?”
Customer: “Clearly the bread needs to go on the bottom! I don’t want the grapefruits to get damaged; they’re fragile!”
