Me: “N0.”
Customer: “Middle Eastern?”
Me: “N0.”
Customer: “Egyptian?”
Me: “N0.”
Customer: “What are u?”
Me: “Chinese.”
(customer puts on offended face)
Customer: “I don’t appreciate u treating me like I’m dumb.”
Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.”
Customer: “N0 CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS uRS!!!”
Me: *mouth wide open*