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… And We Wonder Why Everyone Hates Us

Customer: “Are u Hispanic?”

Me: “N0.”

Customer: “Middle Eastern?”

Me: “N0.”

Customer: “Egyptian?”

Me: “N0.”

Customer: “What are u?”

Me: “Chinese.”

(customer puts on offended face)

Customer: “I don’t appreciate u treating me like I’m dumb.”

Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.”

Customer: “N0 CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS uRS!!!”

Me: *mouth wide open*

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