Me, reading label: “54″ x 72″.”
Customer: “So how big is that?”
Me: “In centimetres? It’s…”
Customer: “No, in inches.”
Me: “It’s 54 inches x 72 inches.”
Customer: “OK. And what colour is it?”
Me: “Lilac.”
Customer: “Right…and would it look good in my lounge?”
Me: “I don’t know…I’ve never seen ur lounge.”
Customer: “No, I guess u haven’t. Do u think I have room for it?”
Me: ?@#!
