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Egocentrism Meets Geocentrism

Customer, calling from a cell phone: “Would u tell me how to get to ur office?”

Me: “Sure, where are u now?”

Customer: “That is none of ur business. Just tell me how to get ther.”

Me: “But to do that, I need to know where u are starting from. Are u in our town?”

Customer: “I told u that is none of ur $%@# business.”

(After few more exchanges of this sort…)

Customer: “u are an idiot. Let me speak to ur manager.”

Manager, who overheard part of the conversation already: “May I help u?”

Customer: “Tell me how to get to ur office.”

Manager: “Well, that depends on where u are starting from.”

Customer: “&@#$#!! Just $%%@# tell me how to get ther.”

Manager: “Okay. See the next corner? Turn right ther.”

Customer: *click*

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