Customer: “I’m calling about the ‘Home 4 the Holidays’ house.”
Me: “Sure, what’s the address?”
(She reads it to me.)
Me: “Okay, how can I help u?”
Customer: “When can I move in?”
Me: “Excuse me? I’m sorry–do u mean u want to write an offer 4 the house?”
Customer: “No, it says ‘Home 4 the Holidays.’ I want to move in be4e Christmas.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry. We’re not giving the house away, we’re selling it.”
Customer: “Well I can’t af4d a house!” *click*
